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‘Twilight’ Gets Gay Porn Treatment With ‘Twinklight’

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You knew that there had to be a porn version of the film coming. Check out the trailer for the gay porn parody of the Twilight film called Twinklight. Vampire twinks. How novel.

‘Breaking Dawn’ Won’t be a Musical, Says Director Bill Condon

“There won’t be any musical numbers,” Bill announced in a post on Facebook, of his plans for the fourth installment in the Twilight Saga.

This actually kind of bums me out. It would have been the only way that the film could have been watchable.

(via OK Magazine)

Jake Gyllenhaal’s Six Pack Makes ‘Prince of Persia’ A Must See

Here’s what Jake Gyllenhaal had to say about bulking up for his new movie Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time:

“It’s a physical role,” he told fans at the Wondercon convention in San Francisco earlier this month. “I never did anything this intensive before [to transform my body]. When you are committed, you are committed. It was so much fun to get paid to get tanned and get in shape.”

Check out a slew of pics of Jake from the film after the jump, and all of our Jake Gyllenhaal photos in the gallery.

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Jon Kortajarena’s Heats Up ‘A Single Man’

Jon Kortajarena & Colin Firth in A Single Man.

Jon Kortajarena & Colin Firth in A Single Man.

Model Jon Kortajarena is only in one brief scene in A Single Man, but it will make a lasting impression. Colin Firth who has just lost his lover (Matthew Goode) a car accident, is told by his lover’s family that he is not to attend the funeral.

Brokenhearted and alone, he seeks comfort from his long-ago-flame-now-friend Charley (Julianne Moore), who obviously still is in love with him. But George is too devastated to be interested in either sex and even rebuffs the approach of a hot young hustler (Jon Kortajarena, a true James Dean look-alike). He tries to avoid getting involved with his student Kenny (Nicholas Hoult), who is just discovering his sexual preferences and aggressively courting the older man. Instead, he makes plans for committing suicide.

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Superhottie Ryan Reynolds Turns Superhero (Again)

Ryan "McTasty" Reynolds

Ryan "McTasty" Reynolds

Yes, yes, yes… I know what you’re thinking, he’s “been there” and “done that”, but I personally don’t see how more of Ryan Reynolds in a mask and form fitting costume can be a bad thing.

This time out Ryan headlines as one of DC Comics leading and most popular characters the Green Lantern. To help put this movie in perspective, Warner Bros. is going to have as much riding on it being a blockbuster as they did with Batman Begins and The Dark Knight (but more so than Superman Returns – I know you tried real hard Brandon).

Ryan isn’t new to the superhero genre, but he’s never had to carry a blockbuster solo (although those gorgeous trapezius muscles should help with the heavy lifting). Don’t get me wrong, he’s ably and handsomely fought vampires (Parker Posey no less!) in the Blade franchise and gave marvelous manservice alongside Hugh Jackman in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. I just hope he pulled Hugh aside during one of their breaks while the crew glued Liev’s nails back on and asked, “how do I carry a franchise?”– because it’s exactly what he’ll have to do.

He’s actually a promising fit for the Green Lantern character from the many roles he’s played (yes, that includes Van Wilder) and he’s got the classic hero body going on. The premise of Green Lantern from the comics is he’s a hotshot, fearless and brash test pilot that is selected by a dying alien to join an elite extraterrestrial police force to protect the universe. Ryan has that All-American look covered and the right kind of cockiness and humility the character needs throughout his story to do him justice.

Green Lantern’s gimmick is he’s given a “power ring”, which can create anything he imagines and is fueled by his willpower, to keep the galactic peace. That’s right gals and gays, Ryan gets magic jewelry to save the universe, albeit awesome manly jewelry. (You know Scarlett will wear the ring on a chain around her neck like girls did in the 90s with their boyfriend’s class rings.)

Interestingly, besides Bradley Cooper, Justin Timberlake also was in the running for the role. Thanks the gods they chose Ryan. You know Justin would have pissed off the screenwriter by making them add a moonwalk dance sequence on Saturn’s rings just to show off. Or he would have made Green Lantern wear a hipster hat and summer scarf. Just keep it on the stage Justin.

All in all it’s good casting. My only request is that they don’t cast his co-star from The Proposal, Sandra Bullock, to play his boss, paramour, and occasionally-possessed enemy Carol Ferris. You know she’s going to come sniffing once she sees the Star Sapphire costume (Leg Avenue costumes are going to have field day with this one).

Green Lantern is scheduled for a holiday 2010 release.

Star Sapphire

Star Sapphire